Vulgar Hands

• 2012-05-17

  I should name my wifi Jon Snow cus its only a matter of time before hill people kill it.

  — Megan

• 2012-03-31

  Theres a very primal part of me that wants to be able to survive if society crumbles.

  — 

  -Megan

  Brianna, have I mentioned how well you and Megan would get along? :D

• 2012-03-29

  Jasonandmeganshow: Megan at the beach.

  My life just turned into an episode of Louie.

  I had chips and this seal wanted them and I don’t want to feed them people food so I’m like “no it’s bad for you!” and he keeps ARF ARF ARF YOU AWFUL UNCARING BITCH

  And I’m like “no it’s bad for people too! It’s shitty but I eat it but I’m shitty for eating it” ARF ARF STILL A BITCH

  I’m like “why am I arguing with the fucking wildlIfe?” Then his friends showed up and they’re talking seal shit about me.

• 2012-03-25

  I want to own a body of water and all the buoys are David Bowie. Bowie buoys.

  — Texts from Megan.

• 2012-03-07

  Jason and Megan go on an art history tangent.

  1. Megan: Do you think God has, like, a Ken doll situation going on?
  2. Jason: Or like, the biggest cock...
  3. Megan: But he's supported by clouds...
  4. Jason: He's God. He can play with the laws of physics. It doesn't have to weigh anything.
  5. Megan: Yeah, but clouds are cold. That'd be chilly on ye olde godly nutsack.

• 2012-03-01

  1. Megan: OMG do mooses come miniature like horses?
  2. Me: No
  3. Megan: FUUUCK that would be adorable
  4. Me: It really would.
  5. Megan: how do we mini moose?

• 2012-02-29

  Oh yeah.. for sure.
  You know what side of the dinglefence I’m on

  — Jason of the Jason and Megan Show (via jasonandmeganshow)

  Source: jasonandmeganshow

• 2012-02-26

  1. Me: brb… sammich time. I need a pre bed sammich
  2. *time passing*
  3. Me: we have achieved meatball sub orbit
  4. Megan: kchhht roger that, you are clear for meatball landing.
  5. Megan: mark one two two mouth five

• 2012-02-23

  I wanted cookie dough for dinner.

  — Megan

• 2012-02-21

   

  jasonandmeganshow replied to your photo: I love having a good job. No money out of pocket….

  who the hell is mary?

  I don’t know but she’s proud.

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  it’s fat tuesday. you should go to pig and get crazy meatwasted.

  — Megan

• 2012-02-19

  I told dad that imma start a charity called LOAVES AND FISHES BITCHES! And it’ll be run by hipster party Jesus.

  — Megan

• 2012-02-16

   

  jasonandmeganshow replied to your post:   jasonandmeganshow replied to your quote: If…

  PLEASE BURY ME IN EFFINGTON.

  IN EFFINGTON

  IN EFFINGTON

  IN EFINGTON!

  OHHHHH

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  jasonandmeganshow replied to your quote: If there’s a God he’s laughing at us and our…

  I WANT TO LIVE IN EFFINGTON

  I WANT TO DIE. THERETOO.

• 2012-02-11

   

  jasonandmeganshow replied to your post: It’s been a month and I’m still upset and pissed…

  30.media.tumblr.com/tum…

  Megan speaks truth. 

  

  but it still doesn’t explain me. Why this is still bothering me. I think it’s because I felt the chemistry was so strong and we have so much in common.. and that it would likely work very well..