January 2012
King of Kong is on TV and it finally hit me.
I used to work with a guy I couldn’t stand. The guy was a professional deadbeat with no ambition. He quit when a wow expansion came out. Finally hit me what it was about him.
He’s exactly like Billy Mitchell.
Oh drunk nerds.
My trip home consisted of an offer to see some dude’s dick, a loud discussion of getting laid in World of Warcraft, getting yelled at because my company doesn’t sell iphones (Not in the cell phone business) and when I got off the bus the police hard to break up a fight… not even midnight yet. Oh the joys of being downtown.
It was all very entertaining.
Drunk, and bed.
Dude.. what’s 2012 like so far? has the world ended yet?
Work bought us new years pizza.. awwww yeah.
Well 2011, you’ve been as fun as rectal cancer. Good riddance.
lostinthesprawl:
bootysnatchers:
Fuck You -...
para-doxical:
Old Man - Neil Young
December 2011
@151b8d
Nope.. just gaming.
Just talked to a guy who pays for internet service strictly for his ps3. He doesn’t even have a computer. That’s dedication.
“‘Look at this beautiful kitten.’ ‘Fuck you, that kitten’s a socialist.’ ‘You’re...”
– Wilco’s Jeff Tweedy on 4chan (via onett199x)
Game of Thrones season 2 promo is on HBO right now and I’m stuck on a call.. ><
@151b8d
Yeah..
they weren’t really bouncing. They were more flopping. Being a king is as being a king does.
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The joys of working at a cable company: You look up to see Bill Compton screwing some lady, floppy tits and bare ass and all… nobody cares.
lol
“Every barrel of oil that comes out of those sands in Canada is a barrel of oil...”
– Rick Perry. Knob (via liberalsarecool)
My new favorite Rick Perry quote.
(via evangotlib)
“Foreigners. They look like Canadians, what with all that fur.” — Rick Perry
“Montreal is the seat of a worldwide global conspiracy against America, except there they take dollars.” — Rick Perry
...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-25) →
Wilco (10)
Allison Weiss (2)
The Weepies (2)
Spoon (2)
Ben Folds (2)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Young Canadians - Hawaii
On the subject of typical conversations we have...
Megan: cold fried chicken is maybe the most wonderful food ever when you're sick.
maybe.
Jason: yeah.. it's pretty great
*Jason is busy, you may be interrupting*
Megan: why the fuck is jason busy? what am i interrupting?
are you poopin?
Jason: I'm working.
Megan: workpoops.
best way to get paid.
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thisaintnopicnic replied to your photo: Spotted on the street like a celebrity….
Who’s the cool dude with her? Oh shit, I just remembered I for a text from you a few days ago. Must sober up soon and read.
@biitumen
Hooray for after midnight cheese.
Reblog if you want anonymous opinions about you. →
“Some of us think holding on makes us strong; but sometimes it is letting go.”
– Hermann Hesse
Mmm. Late night Camembert and crackers.